And Now...The Two Seasons!
I hate having to switch from paying for heat to paying for cooling without so much as a week or so to enjoy not having to pay for either. It used to be called, "Spring". Now it goes directly from Winter to Summer which lasts until November when Winter starts again. If Frankie Valli was still organizing a group, they'd have to call themselves, "The Seasons" because there aren't four seasons anymore, only two seasons, and you can't call a band with FOUR (4) members the "Two Seasons" otherwise somebody, or more like two (2) somebodies would raise hell and quit the group and then it really would be the Two Seasons but it wouldn't sound quite the same. Just saying...